It is 12:12 am here now. I just gave Bella a cow ear and she is crunching loudly. Caleb is asleep on the couch. I woke up because I was starting to sweat. My back itches between my shoulder blades, where I developed a heat rash this week. I can't reach it. I need a tree to rub up against!
Yesterday I was scheduled to rest, and rest I did. I slept a lot. I did not even think I was that tired. I spent the majority of the day in my bed with Bella. She is the best cuddle buddy. She lets me pet her for long periods of time, and doesn't mind.
Today I am planning on get some things put in order for the school year. I want to go through Caleb's library and see what we have to work with. I also want to catch up on my chores.
I am soo thirsty. I don't know why. I have been drinking water and Dew all day. I wake up about this time every day thirsty for like gallons of drink. It makes no sense.
I am waiting for shipments to arrive in the mail and they are running late. Sucks.
Yep, I'm wide awake with no ideas going through my head. I'm just listening to Sponge Bob on the tv. Oh! I forgotten to drive the Volvo this week. Damnit. I hope the battery hasn't died.
I see the dentist again this week. I am going to have x-rays taken, and my gums re-examined. I have to ask in advance if Caleb can wait inside because it is too hot to wait in the car, even with the ac on.
My back itches so badly! I'm rubbing up against the back of the chair. I hope I don't break the damn thing. I need a back scratcher and a back scrubber.
So I was playing with Caleb today. He was rubbing his face against Bella, and I told him he had poop on his forehead! He jumped off the bed real quick! He hurt himself in the process, but I was already laughing my butt off. He made me laugh so hard I peed my pants! I told him I peed my pants, and he didn't believe me. He thought I had pee running down my leg and it got on him! Oh my God! Hilarious to see this boy react! I didn't have pee running down my leg, but boy was it funny! I wear special underwear for women with bladder control problems. It happens to the best of us after childbirth. I can't sneeze, cough, laugh hard, or jump without leaking. Anyway Caleb is now "poopy forehead Caleb." I told him it was Bella's poop! He got it from rubbing his face against her! Hahahaha! He finally looked in the mirror and asked where? I pointed to the brown spots. He said "those are scabs! scabs from my pimples!" I should have have kept going and screamed "Ahhhh! Pimple scabs are even worse!" LOL
It's times like theses that make me realize Caleb is really my son. LOL I have to laugh sometimes, or it would be too serious all the time!
I'm thinking of paying him a dollar an hour to help me with cleaning the house. One dollar will buy him one Hot Wheels or Matchbox car, which he is collecting. If we break the big job into smaller increments, he might succeed, and get rewarded.
Well, I've had my fill of Dews. I guess I just don't have a lot on my mind this morning. Too much itchy and too much thirsty.
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